This was written in January and I am just posting it now.
It's that time of year when we are bombarded, in stores and on the TV, with the quickest weight loss solution. Don't you just love those before and after photos on the infomercials with the fine print on the bottom "results not typical".
So although I could post about weight loss (which should be my resolution), the idea behind my New Year's resolution will result in weight gain. Therefore it should be easy to achieve.
So here it is… This year I will drink more beer, at least one a day. Ya see the kid won't sleep and beer seems to help. I am so craving good sleep that I am willing to go to weight gain extremes to get it. I am beginning to hallucinate and the typing of this post feels like a workout for my fingertips. Every last piece of my body is suffering from exhaustion to the point that I shouldn't be allowed to drive or speak under these conditions.
And if the beer doesn't work for sleep purposes I will at least enjoy myself in the process.
Gotta go… out to the liquor store.
